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					Originally Posted by  Funbrunette
					 
				 
				Twitter is the new face book check it out! 
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 I see my twitter updates looking something like this:
Jacob is:
-masturbating
-playing Warhammer: Age of Reckoning
-reading a sci-fi novel
-masturbating
-doing laundry
-masturbating
-practicing kung fu in the garage
-masturbating
-masturbating
-reading a fantasy novel
-getting conned into yard work by his mother
-playing WAR
-masturbating
maybe it is best that I don't use Twitter...or get a girlfriend...