Ron White tickets
I'm headed off to see Ron White tonight. Can't wait to hear his new material. The classic line:
The cop was like, "Mr. White you are being charged with drunk... in... publ-ic-kah!" I was like, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into pub-lic. I don't want to be drunk in pub-lic, I want to be drunk in a goddamn bar, which is perfectly legal...
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