[Rochard]

LOL.

While I love being a father I could care less about Father's day. So we went to the local water park where we have season passes. My eight year old daughter, a princess through and through, has been going through the process of graduating to the "big kid rides" instead of just the wave pool. I've done all of the rides except for one, called the Stealth; I did some quick research and it's more commonly known as the "Sidewinder". It's like a huge halfpipe. This is the one ride that I'm scared to go on. (I'm very afraid of heights.)

So my daughter, who is afraid of houseflies, decided that she wanted to go on the Stealth. Okay Dad, buck up, be a man; For heaven's sake you've jumped out of perfectly good helicopters before. It was early and it was father's day, the place was empty, so there was really no line. Straight up to the top we went. We were like third or forth, watching the others go down before us. And the entire time my daughter is like "this doesn't look scary".

Son of a bitch, we went down it - screaming all the way!