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Yes, spoofs on Beyonce's "Single Ladies" are soooo last season. We get that. We've seen enough working class stiffs and Jonas brothers attempt to recreate the phenomenon. But for every half-assed impersonation — many of which Beyonce herself featured on the big screen on tour — there are genuine efforts to drum up a whole new take. Which is why we bring you Nic Billington's "Single Heavy Metal Rockers."