Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They are both screwed when they're on their back.
Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before she went out?
A: If you're not in bed by midnight, come home.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
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