I was circumnavigating the globe in a rubber raft
when I arrived in Zimbobway. I met a man there who was trying to sell me a monkey.
I kept telling him no but he insisted. So, I gave in and bought the little guy and began to finish my journey. I decided to shave his ass, I mean cmon, no one wants a monkey with a hairy ass.
Once shaving I could make out what seemed to be a url of sorts.
I Typed it in and wound up here!
I've been here ever since