The original phrase - Veni, Vidi, Vici - means "I came, I saw, I conquered."
Here are some modern, up-to-date versions:
Veni, Vidi, Visa -- I Came, I Saw, I Went Shopping
Veni, Vidi, V8 -- I Came, I Saw, I Went Very Quickly
Veni, Vidi, Volley -- I Came, I Saw, I Played Tennis
Veni, Vidi, Vamoose -- I Came, I Saw, I Left
Veni, Vidi, Fiji -- I Came, I Saw, I Ran As Far Away As Possible
Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I Came, I Saw, I Went Home And Rented The Video
Veni, Vidi, Vacuum -- I Came, I Saw, I Cleaned Up
Veni, Vidi, Vodka -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank
Veni, Vidi, Vomit -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank Too Much
Veni, Vidi, Vespa -- I Came, I Saw, I Rode Home
Veni, Vidi, Voyager -- I Came, I Saw, I Charted The New Frontier
Veni, Vidi, Venturi -- I Came, I Saw, I Created A Vacuum
Veni, Vidi, Vrai -- I Came, I Saw, The Truth Is Out There
Veni, Vidi, Va Va Voom -- I Came, I Saw, I Wore A Feather Boa
Veni, Vidi, Vanish -- I Came, I Saw, I Disappeared
Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I Came, I Saw; I Stuck Around
Veni, Vidi, Volvo -- I Came, I Saw, I Drove
Veni, Vidi, Verily -- I Came, I Saw, I Concurred
Veni, Vidi, Violin -- I Came, I Saw, I Made A Horrible Screeching Noise
Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor -- I Came, I Saw, I Went To A Spielberg Film
Veni, Vidi, Venison -- I Came, I Saw, I Ran Over A Deer
