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Originally posted by Funbrunette
Ok, I need your help! This baby MUST come out! So please send me some baby vibes...lol 
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Ok, FB...I wasn't going to do this...but, you leave me no choice...
I want you to lie down and put yourself in your happy place.....rubbing your hands on your belly....making concentric circles....after fifteen minutes, I want you to think this thought.
'Once this baby comes out, there will be no more naps on Saturday afternoon'.
'Repeat after me...there are joys of motherhood; but, daily spit up on every white shirt you own is not fun'. You will never have an unstained piece of clothing again.
'My life will not be my own, until I draw my last breath'.
FB....I know you're impatient...and, I don't blame you..those who passed on this wisdom to me were wasting their time, too, as I am with you...even though I say this most tongue in cheek....
Believe me....your baby will come soon...and the reason he's not listening is because he is training you to his will. Best to learn now that the child, that adorable bambino....is gonna rule you for the rest of your life.
In the meantime...I am sending baby thoughts your way. My son, bless his heart....was right on time....almost to the minute of his due date. He's never been on time since then. But, I will always have that...