Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old woman, "I know just what you're wanting, and for $5 I will have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old woman looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I will do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I will take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you have ever had in your life."
The old woman still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
Hell, no," replies the old woman. "I want four times in the rocking chair!"
