ahhhh...ma petit....Women have so far to go, we shouldn't impede their progress with more rules. Here are a few helpful hints for all the lovely women at XNations.
1. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
2. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
3. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
4. Dogs are better than cats.
5. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
6. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
7. Your brother is an idiot.
8. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
9. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.
10. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
11. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
12. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
13. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
14. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
15. Don't make 17 rules when 15 will do.
Love Ya, Mean it!
Matt
