Joke (beleive, no one will be abused).
Yo momma's so fat,
- she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
- when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
- when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
- at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
- when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
- when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
- she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
- when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
- Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
- when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
- I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
- when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
- she's 36- 24- 36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
- when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
- her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
- all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
- when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
- when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
- when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
- a picture of her fell off the wall!
- her picture takes two frames.
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