Invite only, eh?   
 
Invite only to webmasters, and invite only to surfers?   
 
"Only the members with the best track record can purchase a membership to _____.com!  You must have at least 175 wank points!" 
 
A line forms at the site's entrance...  Webmasters are lining up at the back door in the alleyway, gripping their hats, hoping to be the next selected... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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