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montrealpornking · 09-15-2005, 09:08 PM

You want a funny joke, read the one below

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."

The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."

She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

09-15-2005, 09:08 PM	#9
montrealpornking montrealpornking should edit this A/K/A Bill Clinton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Posts: 198 xBucks: 2,823	You want a funny joke, read the one below A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that." The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you." __________________ "Nothing is more permanent as a temporary government program." - Milton Friedman SOUNDS LIKE THE GST TAX PROGRAM IN CANADA http://www.montrealpornking.com Oh and as a Former United States President I'll say this again "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky."