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Originally Posted by Funbrunette
But Richard it was such an AMAZING night!!!  |
It was, wasn't it?
I shouldn't have done that line of coke off of that hooker's ass.
Now, I've done the reverse cowboy before, but never with a whip, a cowboy hat, and boots with spurs. (Those marks are permanent bitch!)
But if that wasn't enough.... I was exhausted, curled up in the fetal position worrying that I couldn't feel my toes, when you grabbed me by the hair and said "I'm not done with you yet bitch". (Yeah, that's right - she called me her bitch. And for that one night I was.)
After that one wild night was over, the next morning I limped back to my car... And their on my mirror was your panties.... That was very thoughtful of you! (I still have those, btw.)