Meaning of bra sizes

Got this one via e-mail today.

Enjoy.

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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed.

{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Damn!
{DD} Double damn!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me -- I've fallen and can't get up!
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