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12-09-2004, 05:38 AM
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oceania
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REMEMBER This at CHRISTMAS Time
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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12-09-2004, 06:37 AM
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monaro
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Rudolph? no way... Good theory though =)
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12-09-2004, 07:01 AM
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trishie
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now thats a thought  |
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12-09-2004, 07:43 AM
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Panky
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Re: REMEMBER This at CHRISTMAS Time
Quote:
Originally posted by oceania
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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LOL!  |
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12-09-2004, 08:51 AM
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Funbrunette
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Rudolph was a chick?!?  |
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12-09-2004, 09:14 AM
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Gruntled
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Tranny?
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12-09-2004, 09:55 AM
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Panky
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I can only hope that on Christmas Eve, all the reindeer aren't PMS'ing and telling Santa to "Fuck off. We aren't hauling your lazy ass across the globe". 
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12-09-2004, 10:18 AM
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Funbrunette
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Quote:
Originally posted by Panky
I can only hope that on Christmas Eve, all the reindeer aren't PMS'ing and telling Santa to "Fuck off. We aren't hauling your lazy ass across the globe".
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LMAO!!!!  |
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12-09-2004, 10:52 AM
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oceania
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maybe we should leave chocolate for them
and a copy of the sex diet book for Mr & Mrs Santa
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12-09-2004, 02:39 PM
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thruma
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Re: REMEMBER This at CHRISTMAS Time
Quote:
Originally posted by oceania
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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lol |
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12-09-2004, 02:41 PM
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thruma
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Quote:
Originally posted by Panky
I can only hope that on Christmas Eve, all the reindeer aren't PMS'ing and telling Santa to "Fuck off. We aren't hauling your lazy ass across the globe".
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another lol
this thread made me laugh today when I needed a good laugh
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12-10-2004, 06:57 AM
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FeTiShLaDy
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ok..i'll remember that... |
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12-10-2004, 08:13 AM
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ocho-ocho
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pimpin raindeers...nice niche!
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12-10-2004, 10:29 AM
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TheLegacy
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fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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12-10-2004, 10:32 AM
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oceania
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lol nice Robert |
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12-10-2004, 11:18 AM
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TheLegacy
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Quote:
Originally posted by oceania
lol nice Robert
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as long as I can put a flushed smile on one pair of your lips today - then my work is done
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