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		The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a 
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his 
own hands! 
 
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license 
in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! 
> > >>> 
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? 
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? 
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? 
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. 
> > >>> 
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? 
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. 
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! 
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. 
> > >>> 
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? 
SAFER: Could we be overreacting? 
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars 
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. 
> > >>> 
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? 
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. 
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? 
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. 
> > >>> 
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? 
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. 
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! 
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. 
> > >>> 
 
remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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