my granpy sends me this kind of stuff ALL day long, he has his own folder 
 
but this one was pretty cute.. just thought I would share.. hehehe 
      If this doesn't put a smile on your face..... Nothing will. 
      THIS ONE IS FABULOUS!!! It was written by an 
      8-year-old, Danny Dutton of Chula Vista, CA, for his 
      third-grade homework assignment. The assignment 
      was to explain God. Wonder if any of us could do as 
      well?" 
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      EXPLAIN GOD 
      One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them 
      to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough 
      people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't 
      make grown-ups, just babies. I think because they are 
      smaller and easier to make. That way He doesn't have 
      to take up His valuable time teaching them to talk and 
      walk. He can just leaves that to mothers and fathers. 
      God's second most important job is listening to 
      prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some 
      people, like preachers and things, pray at times 
      beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the 
      radio or TV because of this. 
      God sees everything and hears everything and is 
      everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you 
      shouldn't go wasting His time by going over your Mom 
      and Dad's head asking for something they said you 
      couldn't have. 
      Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't 
      think there are any in Chula Vista. At least there 
      aren't any who come to our church. 
      Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work 
      like walking on water and performing miracles and 
      people finally got tired of Him preaching to them and 
      they crucified Him. But He was good and kind, like His 
      Father and He told His Father that they didn't know 
      what they were doing and to forgive them and God said 
      "O.K." 
      His Dad (God) appreciated everything that He had done 
      and all His hard work on earth so He told Him He 
      didn't have to go out on the road anymore. He could 
      stay in heaven. So He did. And now He helps His Dad 
      out by listening to prayers and seeing things which 
      are important for God to take care of and which ones 
      He can take care of Himself without having to bother 
      God. Like a secretary, only more important. You can 
      pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you 
      because they got it worked out so one of them is on 
      duty all the time. 
      You should always go to church on Sunday because it 
      makes God happy, and if there's anybody you want to 
      make happy, it's God. Don't skip church to do 
      something you think will be more fun like going to the 
      beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come out at the 
      beach until noon anyway. 
      If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, 
      you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go 
      everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is 
      good to know He's around you when you're scared in the 
      dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into 
      real deep water by big kids. 
      But...you shouldn't just always think of what God can 
      do for you. I figure God put me here and He can take 
      me back anytime He pleases. And...that's why I believe 
      in God. 
      ********** 
      Keep these thoughts with you throughout the coming years! 
      1. If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. 
      2. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. 
      3. He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every 
      morning. 
      4. Whenever you want to talk, He'll listen. 
      5. He could live anywhere in the universe, and He chose 
      your heart. 
      6. What about the Christmas gift He sent you in Bethlehem; not to 
      mention that Friday at Calvary. 
      Face it, He's crazy about you. 
      Send this to the people you're crazy about. I thought this was 
      pretty special, just like you. Pass this on and brighten someone's day, 
      and remember: 
      God answers Knee-Mail.