Suddenly, I feel so frigging SAFE from terrorists....
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
		Homeland Deputy Arrested in Seduction Case 
 
MIAMI (AP) - The deputy press secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security was charged with using a computer to seduce a ch**d after authorities said he struck up sexual conversations with an undercover detective posing as a 14-year-old girl. 
 
During online conversations, Doyle revealed his name, who he worked for and offered his office and government-issued cell phone numbers, the sheriff's office said. 
 
Well, how nice.  They caught a pervert.  A really stupid pervert.  Who worked for...oh, shitfuck.... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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