I'm a HUGE dog lover, so when I found this I HAD to post it!
 
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
 instead of his tongue." -Anonymous
 "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
 are wonderful." -Ann Landers
 "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
 they went." -Will Rogers
 "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
 face." -Ben Williams
 "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
 himself." -Josh Billings
 "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andy
 Rooney
 "We give dogs time we can spare! , space we can spare and love we
 can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal
 man has ever made." -M. Facklam
 "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
 have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -James
 Thurber
 "I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his
 water bowl." -Penny Ward Moser
 "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
 three times before lying down." -Robert Benchley
 "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
 religious cult." -Rita Rudner
 "Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of
 current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all
 kinds of late breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially
 urgent, are often continued in the next yard." -Dave Barry
 "And nobody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a
 dog."-Franklin P. Jones
 "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." -Unknown
 "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a
 can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
 "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a
dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
 "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork,
 half a cow.They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
 -Anne Tyler
 "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
 relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein
