100 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Woman

Wow Bratt, that is really ... don't know how to swallow that.
I sit here for a whole 2 minutes reading between the lines.

Infact I would like to share with you a prayer that
also goes well with woman who consider themselves
as being great.

It goes something like this;

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at "who" you sent me instead. Amen..


"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have, the older
she gets the more interested he is in her!"