Make fun of YOURSELF

I shall give it a Burl

After a Kip, i got up and did a brown dog..
Went to the ice box and took out some cow juice, looked at the date
and thought "she'll be Apples!"


Anyhow mate, I shall catch ya this Arvo, I will be tossing back some schooners.

I gotta go have a yarn to this sheila who got it up the duff and now has a bun in the oven to be sure if I am the father or not.