Contest Today On Talk Like A Pirate Day!

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by TheLegacy
Driving to the office this morning on the Highway, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a new Mustang doing 120KM, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!

It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the Tim Horton's coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big John and the family jewels. She ruined the damn phone and disconnected an important call !

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS....AND THEIR MAKEUP.

What does this have to do with the contest again? LMAO!!!!!