Stuff I've learned about life

twinkley · 11-20-2002, 04:23 PM

As I've Matured

I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others -- they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something
isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned to say "F--- 'em if they can't take a joke"
in 6 languages.

- twinkley

Panky · 11-20-2002, 04:37 PM

"I've learned to say "F--- 'em if they can't take a joke"
in 6 languages."

Panky

twinkley · 11-20-2002, 04:40 PM

I've also learned how to say "wanna fuck" in 10 different languages, but that didnt really fit the mood...

hehehe

twinkley

Masters · 11-20-2002, 04:42 PM

Here! Here!
Good job Twinkley...!
Especially on the last one which happens to remind me of a chat I had with someone in another thread!!!

Keep on Rockin'

BuggyG · 11-20-2002, 08:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by twinkley
[b]I've also learned how to say "wanna fuck" in 10 different languages, but that didnt really fit the mood...

I've learned to say "F--- 'em if they can't take a joke"
in 6 languages.

Ok..so what are they?? you gotta share the knowledge there. Never know it might mean a fuck on not for someone one day!! hehehehe

And lets' here the 6 too. If I gotta tell someone else, might come in handy.

It's like puff..puff..give. You gotta share if ya psark one up.

So..what's it gonan be??

twinkley · 11-21-2002, 09:18 AM

Okay,

You want it? You got it!

Tomorrow on Pillow Talk you will hear me say "wanna fuck" (or as close as the translation gets) in 6 different languages (i may have been exageratting a bit by saying 10, but i wonder if i can lean 4 in a day! anyone that wants to help, ICQ me hehehehe)

danielle

Juge · 11-21-2002, 03:00 PM

Ha ha ha

Darin · 11-21-2002, 04:03 PM

How much is this show per minute? Just curious, and do you do anal?

StuartD · 11-21-2002, 04:06 PM

Webcam show?? Who will get the rights to sell the pics of it afterwards??

twinkley · 11-21-2002, 04:07 PM

WHAT?!?!

GOD · 11-21-2002, 04:09 PM

I AM SOOOOOOOOO THERE !!!

StuartD · 11-21-2002, 04:17 PM

Hey Darin, I bet if we sell enough tickets or memberships or whatever... that Twinkley would be forced to do a proper showing of this... what do you think??

gunner · 11-21-2002, 04:19 PM

I can fly out for Florida first thing, we'll do it live, pay per minute.
any votes for that?

MarkTiarra · 11-21-2002, 04:19 PM

I learned that I'm not what I eat... I'm what I think. =]

LaurieX · 11-21-2002, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darin
How much is this show per minute? Just curious, and do you do anal?

Hmmmmmm I bet I know the answer to that one!

Darin · 11-21-2002, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gunner
I can fly out for Florida first thing, we'll do it live, pay per minute.
any votes for that?

We don't need her permission, lets do voyeur.

Darin · 11-21-2002, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LaurieX
Hmmmmmm I bet I know the answer to that one!

Hmmm you have Twinkley secrets? Do tell!

BuggyG · 11-21-2002, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twinkley
Okay,

You want it? You got it!

Tomorrow on Pillow Talk you will hear me say "wanna fuck" (or as close as the translation gets) in 6 different languages (i may have been exageratting a bit by saying 10, but i wonder if i can lean 4 in a day! anyone that wants to help, ICQ me hehehehe)

danielle

I want to. Been waiting to get the chnce since I came to the board and read about the show. But I don't get off work till 4pm and then not home till 5 with traffic. Sux big time.

Mister X · 11-22-2002, 12:28 AM

Hmmmm. It's sounding like the Pillow talk you DON'T want to miss!

JTW · 11-22-2002, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darin
How much is this show per minute? Just curious, and do you do anal?

Isn't that a radio show? Does anal have the same effect with just audio?

I say no, the video is a key element.

Or has the show really evolved in a short time?

JTW · 11-22-2002, 12:46 AM

The thing I have learned about life is that nice guys really do finish last.

Darin · 11-22-2002, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JTW
Isn't that a radio show? Does anal have the same effect with just audio?

I say no, the video is a key element.

Or has the show really evolved in a short time?

Actually, one of the key elements is audio when it comes to slow, overenlarged insertion of objects in a womans rectum.

Hmmm somehow we got off topic on this thread, whos fault was that!!!

JTW · 11-22-2002, 01:06 AM

Is there any way you can insert the audio highlights of this broadcast into the thread? Or would that infringe on a patent?

StuartD · 11-22-2002, 01:12 AM

What I learned is that you should never forget to... uhhhm...... aww hell...

Darin · 11-22-2002, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StuartD
What I learned is that you should never forget to... uhhhm...... aww hell...

Bad experiences Stuart?

StuartD · 11-22-2002, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darin
Bad experiences Stuart?

I don't remember!!

Jenny · 11-22-2002, 04:21 AM

I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.

twinkley · 11-22-2002, 09:44 AM

OHMYGOD

Where have you people taken this thread?!?!

You guys are so silly!

First off, I *never* said webcam show! Hmmmm I wonder if I write in to Jackie saying I wanna domme stuart..... I wouldnt have to get naked in front of the camera.... I would get to have stuart naked in front of the camera, and punish him for trying to make me content...

Im liking it....

Im really liking it...

Come on ladies - back me up here! hahahahaha

The radio show is audio and since i am in my OFFICE with my BOSS I will NOT be doing anything anal. However, I do have something anal to talk about on the show hehehehe....

well, i gotta go work

twinkley

StuartD · 11-22-2002, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by twinkley
OHMYGOD

Where have you people taken this thread?!?!

You guys are so silly!

First off, I *never* said webcam show! Hmmmm I wonder if I write in to Jackie saying I wanna domme stuart..... I wouldnt have to get naked in front of the camera.... I would get to have stuart naked in front of the camera, and punish him for trying to make me content...

Im liking it....

Im really liking it...

Come on ladies - back me up here! hahahahaha

The radio show is audio and since i am in my OFFICE with my BOSS I will NOT be doing anything anal. However, I do have something anal to talk about on the show hehehehe....

well, i gotta go work

twinkley

Uhhhm... yeah..... uhmmmm..... NOT!

Darin · 11-22-2002, 11:27 AM

Ewwww I would definantly NOT pay to see Stuart naked, even if Twinkley is doing the abusing :P