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Old 09-15-2002, 11:21 AM   #1
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a dog chasing a fucking car!

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Having your finger caught in a door .. Quick and painful ....
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Old 09-15-2002, 04:14 PM   #4
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Married sex is like...

> a job

You dread doing it every day cause it's the same damn thing, you always want more, and you really wanna quit but you don't want to look for a new one, so you just settle for what you got... of course, interviews are great unless you get turned down, then you just go back to your same old job.

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