|
01-11-2003, 02:59 AM
|
#31
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIGHT ITS LATE NIGHT JOKE TIME.....
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:00 AM
|
#32
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
first off have to say sorry to the blondes...
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:00 AM
|
#33
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:00 AM
|
#34
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
Q: How do you give a blonde more headroom?
A: Adjust the steering wheel.
Q: Why did the blonde have lip stick on her steering wheel?
A: She was trying to blow the horn.
Q: Why does a blonde wear panties?
A: To keep her ankles warm.
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:01 AM
|
#35
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Q: How does a blonde turn on the lights after having sex?
A: Opens the car door.
Q: What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:01 AM
|
#36
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: Don't tell her to swallow.
A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:02 AM
|
#37
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They are both screwed when they're on their back.
Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before she went out?
A: If you're not in bed by midnight, come home.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:02 AM
|
#38
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
Q: What is the difference between a circus and a group of blondes?
A: At the circus you'll find a cunning array of stunts.
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
A: She peed on her corn flakes.
Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: She turned it over and used the other side.
Q: What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra?
A: Thanks for the refill.
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:03 AM
|
#39
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:03 AM
|
#40
|
|
Mister X
should edit this
FunB Fan Club Prez
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Montreal baby!
Posts: 1,997
xBucks: 9,836
|
Quote:
Originally posted by mailman
but your luckey you get to work with her... 
I LOVE HER....
|
But I'm not in Montreal where she is yet.
Here's one more pic to perk you up!
__________________
<table width="95%" border="0"><tr><td><font size="-2"><a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=923906-0000&PA=462029&HTML=http://www.eromodelcash.com">Eromodel Cash. Promote it now!</a></font></td><td><div align="right"><font size="-2"><a href="http://www.eromodelgroup.com">Eromodel Group- for ALL your needs </a></font></div></td><td width="125" rowspan="3"><div align="right"><a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=923906-0000&PA=462029&HTML=http://www.eromodelcash.com"><img src="http://www.eromodelcash.com/Banner/00102.gif" width="120" height="60" border="0"></a></div></td></tr><tr><td width="40%"><font size="-2"><a href="http://www.lannibarbie.com">Lanny Barbie is THE Hottest New Pornstar</a></font></td><td><div align="right"><font size="-2"><a href="mailto:stewREMOVE@eromodelgroup.com?Subject= Hi%20There">Contact Me</a></font></div></td></tr><tr><td><a href="http://www.judystarxxx.com"><font size="-2">JudyStarXXX.com</font></a></td><td><div align="right"><font size="-2">ICQ #165144564</font></div></td></tr></table>
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:03 AM
|
#41
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ?
A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum)
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:04 AM
|
#42
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister X
But I'm not in Montreal where she is yet.
Here's one more pic to perk you up!
|
Egh.. i dont wanna see some penis i wanna see her pink bits man... |
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:04 AM
|
#43
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
but it does perk me up know that im one post closer to that picture, lol
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:05 AM
|
#44
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
damn i got over 35 replies so far.. wooooo hooooo failry safe as of yet i would imagine....
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:06 AM
|
#45
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
i wonder think anyone will take the time like i have to make all these posts?
i hope not or this is one wasted night.. no cash or picture.. EEEEEEEEEEEK
 |
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:06 AM
|
#46
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister X
But I'm not in Montreal where she is yet.
|
So where is she then? |
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:07 AM
|
#47
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
i got a kick ass idea anyone with 2K looking to invest or just give me the cash we can make huge profits im serious.. hit me up we can talk....
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:08 AM
|
#48
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
anyone use Peekshows in their members area? i surf around on there sometime looks pretty good think i will try it some time....
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:09 AM
|
#49
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
woah got to love City Tv Baby Blue Movies... lol
 |
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:09 AM
|
#50
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
These movies areso funny such horribly tv pornos....
 |
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:10 AM
|
#51
|
|
Mister X
should edit this
FunB Fan Club Prez
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Montreal baby!
Posts: 1,997
xBucks: 9,836
|
Quote:
Originally posted by mailman
So where is she then?
|
She's in Montreal. I'm not. 
__________________
<table width="95%" border="0"><tr><td><font size="-2"><a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=923906-0000&PA=462029&HTML=http://www.eromodelcash.com">Eromodel Cash. Promote it now!</a></font></td><td><div align="right"><font size="-2"><a href="http://www.eromodelgroup.com">Eromodel Group- for ALL your needs </a></font></div></td><td width="125" rowspan="3"><div align="right"><a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=923906-0000&PA=462029&HTML=http://www.eromodelcash.com"><img src="http://www.eromodelcash.com/Banner/00102.gif" width="120" height="60" border="0"></a></div></td></tr><tr><td width="40%"><font size="-2"><a href="http://www.lannibarbie.com">Lanny Barbie is THE Hottest New Pornstar</a></font></td><td><div align="right"><font size="-2"><a href="mailto:stewREMOVE@eromodelgroup.com?Subject= Hi%20There">Contact Me</a></font></div></td></tr><tr><td><a href="http://www.judystarxxx.com"><font size="-2">JudyStarXXX.com</font></a></td><td><div align="right"><font size="-2">ICQ #165144564</font></div></td></tr></table>
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:11 AM
|
#52
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
ahh well i will have to take a drive out there one day meet up with all them and FunB and Chris :-)
the Qubec Connection.... lol
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:12 AM
|
#53
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
time to see how many posts i got so far...
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:13 AM
|
#54
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
including this one and NOT all the one letter word ones 46... WOO HOO
very decent lead i would say..
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:14 AM
|
#55
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
lets look the the scores now will we.....
 |
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:15 AM
|
#56
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
Mailman - 48
Everyone Elese - Zero Zippo Nadda
God I love my job....
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:15 AM
|
#57
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
i would be a good spammer.. what you thing? anyone looking for a spammer?
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:16 AM
|
#58
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
shit 3:20 time flys when your posting to yourself.. lol
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:16 AM
|
#59
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
post 51 woo.... i think i will quit tonight at 75
|
|
|
|
|
01-11-2003, 03:17 AM
|
#60
|
|
mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 725
xBucks: 5,220
|
I like this board its got that slow steady effect to it.... again great job FunB and Chris...
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is On
|
|
|
|
|
Linear Mode
