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Old 09-13-2002, 12:10 AM   #1
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Women are Like...
...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

This is only the beginning..muhhaahaha
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Old 09-13-2002, 12:19 AM   #2
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Women are like, gonna kick your ass Luke! rofl
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Old 09-13-2002, 12:20 AM   #3
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Why the hell do you think I've been taking kickboxing classes the past 2 months??? haha
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Old 09-13-2002, 12:23 AM   #4
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LOL i took boxing for a year, and i'm overall bitchy, LOOK OUT !
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Old 09-13-2002, 12:29 AM   #5
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Sounds like you need to get some sleep like Rox! haha I'm defintiely going to get beat up...good thing I'm way down here in New Orleans.
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Old 09-13-2002, 01:50 AM   #6
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hehe yes i'm going to bed! Then i'm outta here, won't be back til Tuesday or Wednesday! If you miss me I accept flowers and other gifts from strange men!
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Old 09-13-2002, 02:17 AM   #7
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LOL i took boxing for a year, and i'm overall bitchy, LOOK OUT !

I was going to say, luke must be pretty young if he thinks 2 months of kick boxing is going to be of much help.

Perhaps some martial arts that give you some training on how to fall would be of some help
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Old 09-13-2002, 09:03 AM   #8
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Hehehehe! I knew you guys would post a thread! Men...so predictable!
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LOL... Luke I just noticed this thread, and I had found the same list as you did.

I posted it to the "Men are like" thread.... oops!!
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Sounds like you need to get some sleep like Rox! haha I'm defintiely going to get beat up...good thing I'm way down here in New Orleans.
yeah she cant throw her evil canadian snowballs this far


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Sounds like you need to get some sleep like Rox! haha I'm defintiely going to get beat up...good thing I'm way down here in New Orleans.
Hahaha!

We're taking a family trip around Thanksgiving, spending about a week in Florida with my family, and then a week in Gulfport (flying in & out of NOLA) with Rob's. I'd like to spend at least one day (with or without hubby and kid) in N'awlins. We should hook up for cocktails!

I promise I won't beat you up.
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Old 09-13-2002, 11:09 AM   #12
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Sure. Just let me know when you'll be down here. I don't plan on going anywhere special around Thanksgiving so I should be here. Just make sure you get some sleep so you're not cranky! hahaha
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I think I need to go back to New Orleans... Funbrunette has never been there! I love that town...
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LOL -- that's why I'm looking forward to vacation, it's the only time I get to catch up on my sleep.
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Old 09-13-2002, 11:36 AM   #15
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Rox... are you still heavy into the animation biz?
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When you do come down here, be sure to let me know Chris so we can hook up.
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