Evil Kris Wants YOU!

[Mister X]

Slightly overweight WM, age unknown, ISO females of all races and sizes for lapsitting, reindeer games and other activities. No BBWs unless lapsitting rights are waived. Must be evil, naughty, nasty, kinky or at least willing to pretend. No GS/WS while lapsitting please! No little people! I HATE elves. Must be between the ages of 18 and dead. Successful applicants must provide nude photos and write a 500 word essay entitled "Why I Like Getting Red Cheeks".

Evil Kris (EvilKris@snoitanx.com)

[cool1]

ROTFLMAO :laughout:

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by cool1
ROTFLMAO :laughout:

Who the #@%# is Evil Kris .... sounds like a wannabe :confused: :rolleyes:

[Funbrunette]

Hehehehehe! Someone has a secret life! :laughout:

[Panky]

Wow! Never ceases to amaze me the things you can learn from a message board...


<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/h0/nut.gif" width="15" height="15">



Panky


ICQ:51140074

[Mister X]

Originally posted by Panky
Wow! Never ceases to amaze me the things you can learn from a message board...


<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/h0/nut.gif" width="15" height="15">



Panky


ICQ:51140074 Evil Kris Kringle awaits your photos. :cackle:

[Mister X]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
Hehehehehe! Someone has a secret life! :laughout: Evil Kris is not ashamed of his sexuality. He is also turned on by pregnant ladies. :p

[Mister X]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Who the #@%# is Evil Kris .... sounds like a wannabe :confused: :rolleyes: Wannabe is correct. Evil Kris Kringle wannabe laid!:cackle:

[Evil Chris]

Can we get a psyche consult in here please? :twisted:

[Mister X]

Originally posted by Evil Chris
Can we get a psyche consult in here please? :twisted: Evil Kris says: NO! :cackle:
Mister X says: Help me... :baby:
Stew says: I'm so confused. :nuts:

[Vid Vicious]

Originally posted by Mister X
Evil Kris says: NO! :cackle:
Mister X says: Help me... :baby:
Stew says: I'm so confused. :nuts:

Buddy you've been stuck in the prairies for too long

[Vid Vicious]

Originally posted by Vid Vicious
Buddy you've been stuck in the prairies for too long

CUm home back to the old country .. The City of sin awaits you .. We'll halp you, a good dose of Gangbang fever should cure what ales you

[Evil Chris]

Good grief.... thankfully I live in the suburbs... :laughout:

[firehorse]

ROFLMAO, this thread was exactly what I needed!:laughout:

[Mister X]

Originally posted by Vid Vicious
CUm home back to the old country .. The City of sin awaits you .. We'll halp you, a good dose of Gangbang fever should cure what ales you Evil Kris says: Mister X already has a place to stay lined up in Montreal.:D
Just waiting for a little cash reserve to build before I move, hehe.

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by Mister X
Evil Kris is not ashamed of his sexuality. He is also turned on by pregnant ladies. :p

Now is it just me .... or does this not read as two separate thoughts ?!?

I do believe Evil Kris is trying to tell us he is secure as a young ghey male, and that he also gets turned on by pregnant ladies :confused: :bonk:

[Mister X]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Now is it just me .... or does this not read as two separate thoughts ?!?

I do believe Evil Kris is trying to tell us he is secure as a young ghey male, and that he also gets turned on by pregnant ladies :confused: :bonk: Evil Kris says: I am also turned on by short balding gentlemen with extremely rounded heads. :cackle:

Mister X says: Does anybody know a good exorcist? ::-|

[Bobby Vicious]

This beats going out.:D :D

[Panky]

Originally posted by Mister X
Evil Kris Kringle awaits your photos. :cackle:


Photo's are fine, but do I have to write the essay?

<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/a0/biggrintongue.gif" width="15" height="15">


Panky


ICQ:51140074

[Darin]

This is what happens when you spend too much time on the boards. ::-|

[Mister X]

Originally posted by Panky
Photo's are fine, but do I have to write the essay?

<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/a0/biggrintongue.gif" width="15" height="15">


Panky


ICQ:51140074 Evil Kris says: Photos of red cheeks are also acceptable! :cackle:

Mister X says: I'm with EK on this one! :p