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Old 12-18-2002, 01:57 AM   #1
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Slightly overweight WM, age unknown, ISO females of all races and sizes for lapsitting, reindeer games and other activities. No BBWs unless lapsitting rights are waived. Must be evil, naughty, nasty, kinky or at least willing to pretend. No GS/WS while lapsitting please! No little people! I HATE elves. Must be between the ages of 18 and dead. Successful applicants must provide nude photos and write a 500 word essay entitled "Why I Like Getting Red Cheeks".

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Evil Kris is not ashamed of his sexuality. He is also turned on by pregnant ladies.
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Who the #@%# is Evil Kris .... sounds like a wannabe
Wannabe is correct. Evil Kris Kringle wannabe laid!
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Old 12-18-2002, 12:36 PM   #9
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Can we get a psyche consult in here please?
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Stew says: I'm so confused.
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Buddy you've been stuck in the prairies for too long
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Evil Kris says: Mister X already has a place to stay lined up in Montreal.
Just waiting for a little cash reserve to build before I move, hehe.
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Now is it just me .... or does this not read as two separate thoughts ?!?

I do believe Evil Kris is trying to tell us he is secure as a young ghey male, and that he also gets turned on by pregnant ladies
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Now is it just me .... or does this not read as two separate thoughts ?!?

I do believe Evil Kris is trying to tell us he is secure as a young ghey male, and that he also gets turned on by pregnant ladies
Evil Kris says: I am also turned on by short balding gentlemen with extremely rounded heads.

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