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11-19-2008, 06:03 PM
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TheLegacy
is Bi - Sexy
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'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD'
'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD'
'Hello, is this the Police Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Jack and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.
'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
(Newfies know how to get'er done)
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11-19-2008, 07:10 PM
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Rochard
should edit this
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LOL! That's a good one!
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11-19-2008, 11:01 PM
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
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Nice.... I love newfie jokes. Any more?
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11-20-2008, 01:50 AM
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Mr. Burns
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whats a newfie?
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11-20-2008, 10:26 AM
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bluemoney
is a pussy wrangler
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Ha Ha . . . That's a nice one!
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11-20-2008, 01:07 PM
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Kristine
is a sexy biatch too
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lol, what a great idea.
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11-20-2008, 06:27 PM
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dyonisus
is Supreme Soul Rider
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what's a newfie, hmmm, non CDN there Id say EH!!!
A person from newfoundland, actually its a derogatory statement which places people from the east coast of canada as stupid or imbeciles.
but I gotta say, that joke makes that dude look like the smartest mo fo in town!
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11-21-2008, 12:28 PM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
Marketing Director / SEO
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LOL!
But if it's firewood isn't it already chopped? Otherwise it's just wood, or logs, no?
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11-22-2008, 06:51 PM
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thruma
is hard at work.(double
meaning)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dyonisus
what's a newfie, hmmm, non CDN there Id say EH!!!
A person from newfoundland, actually its a derogatory statement which places people from the east coast of canada as stupid or imbeciles.
but I gotta say, that joke makes that dude look like the smartest mo fo in town!
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But do you know why the newfie jokes are so simple?
It's so the non-newfies can understand them.
It's actually not that derogatory. I know newfies who tell newfie jokes. |
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11-24-2008, 01:07 PM
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TheLegacy
is Bi - Sexy
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Newfie's make fun of themselves - and actually this joke only makes the police look bad - so where is it putting them down?
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fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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11-24-2008, 01:45 PM
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Crak_JMan
is beautiful
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Thanks for the laugh Robert
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11-24-2008, 06:43 PM
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12ClicksMichele
is always as usual
Words and stuff
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That was pretty funny.
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12-06-2008, 11:28 AM
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scarlettohara
should edit this
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That's a fire with a difference !
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