Originally posted by Quagmire Hell, you should have kept the lanyards and offered backstage passes to your house guests. You could get someone to stand at the front door in a black security t-shirt.
If nothing else it would get the new neighbours wondering "WTF?"
Gosh, I wish I'd had this post before I tossed the lanyards out!
I'm definitely going to think seriously about Mr. Muscle in the black security t-shirt, though. That sounds like a pleasant addition to my life.
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