Your Fave Quotes

[TheLegacy]

The story so far: In the beginning, the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people mad and been widely regarded as a bad idea.
HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

"Help! I've escaped from Kevin Spacey's basement! Help me!"
"Wonderful. And while we're at it, we can light up a doobie and watch porn."
"I love God. He's so deliciously evil."
"Baby needs to suck ash. Baby needs to suck ash. Not ass, you pervert. Save it for the interns"
"My God! Wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?"
"Mother, I come baring a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster"
Stewie Griffin

“They have the Internet on computers, now?” Homer Simpson

[AZ_Sarah_Maxcash]

''Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent"

[Funbrunette]

"In any moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right
thing. The worst thing you can do is nothing." - Theodore Roosevelt