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05-21-2009, 12:53 PM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
Marketing Director / SEO
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 2,334
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Living with a toddler
When you have a toddler....
you have to be able to dress and diaper a child while they're running away from you laughing
you become fluent in Gibberish.
you have to learn to not worry about what everyone else is thinking as your toddler throws a fit in the middle of the grocery store.
you find yourself watching cartoons and singing silly songs all day long
you cannot use the bathroom in private.
pee on the floor is a common occurrence.
your tupperware cupboard will never be organized again.
you have to understand that a quiet, awake baby is generally not a good sign!
you get to see a person forming and learning and laughing right before your eyes.
you will find yourself enjoying the little things you used to take for granted.
getting 4 hours of undisturbed sleep is a treat!!
when they wake up in the morning yelling "maamma!!!maamma!!!" and it brings a smile to your face...even if its 5:30am
nothing in your house is safe.
The word "no" looses all effective meaning!
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05-21-2009, 02:20 PM
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#2
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Janell
is feeling a little
jedi
Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: AZ
Posts: 651
xBucks: 9,045
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Add:
You have no idea where one has placed their sanity.
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05-21-2009, 03:50 PM
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#3
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 12,988
xBucks: 638,536
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Those are good Cyn, and true too.  |
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05-22-2009, 09:59 AM
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12ClicksMichele
is always as usual
Words and stuff
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Dirty Jerzee
Posts: 156
xBucks: 7,914
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I remember those days and believe it or not actually miss them. It's great to see a preview to the adults my kids are turning into but I wouldn't mind having them back as little kids for a little while.
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05-22-2009, 01:09 PM
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#5
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BigBrownKablooey
is cavorting with glee
Breaded Tofu Lover
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Los Angeles,California
Posts: 164
xBucks: 33,989
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Thank God I'm no breeder.
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05-22-2009, 02:58 PM
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Kenny B
is I love black people
Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 879
xBucks: 28,392
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Spending time with my friends children is always the best birth control
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05-22-2009, 03:12 PM
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DrChango
is the sales monkey!
Citizen X
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: AZ
Posts: 303
xBucks: 8,840
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I can't stand kids until they are at least in the toddler stage. If I can't run around in a playground with them or read books to them, I want nothing to do with them.
"Here, Jake, hold the baby"
"Why, so it can drool listlessly all over my shirt?"
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