My relationship with my wife

[Ronaldo]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
Ouch! That would be tough not to speak to EC for three days...Did you at least ICQ each other...lol

That was bad enough. But then this.

7am the other day the goddamn phone rings.

My wife wakes up in time to hear me say, "How the heck do I know? What am I, the weatherman?"

She looked kind of sheepishly at me and asked, "Uh, who was that?"

I told her, "I don't know. Some guy wanted to know if the coast was clear."