Make fun of YOURSELF

Originally posted by Don Soporno
ok, lets play a little game...who here can pick out what of that is the truth and what I made up?

inventing a machine that could destroy the world allowing me to rule as King... You would be killed also if you was to destroy the world!


I think when i was five(5) I wanted to be a porn star. cause I kept flashing my rock hard piggy wiggie at girls in pre-school.