As I've Matured...
 
I've learned that you cannot make 
someone love you. All you can do is 
stalk them and hope they panic and give in. 
I've learned that you can get by 
on charm for about fifteen minutes. 
After that, you'd better have a big willy 
or huge boobs. 
I've learned that regardless of 
how hot and steamy a relationship is at 
first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. 
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. 
I've learned that you can keep vomiting 
long after you think you're finished. 
Hehehehe!  Have a good one everyone!  
